if you’ve ever seen the meme for college (dorm) chairs, it’s 1000% accurate. now, most people just do le tip and recover, however, i wasn’t as fortunate. i’m leaning back and then i realize le tip is not temporary and i’m really falling. my macbook was on my lap so now i have that in one hand and my phone in the other, i’m panicking because i can’t just throw my children. so i just straight up fell and my legs hurt because i guess i tried to catch myself with my legs… idk. 

moral of the story: don’t lean back in college (dorm) chairs. ever.


1 hour ago // 1 note
do-not-touch-my-food:

Brookies aka Brownies/Cookies
My doodle wall is growing. (:

YOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’M SO DONE WITH SCHOOL. NOTHING MAKES SENSE AND I QUIT. THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT! HOW THE FUCCKKK IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET A 93% ON THE FIRST PAPER, 105% ON THE FIRST TEST AND A 103% ON THE SECOND AND THEN A FUCKING 75% ON THE SECOND PAPER. THAT BETTER BE A MISTAKE BECAUSE I WORKED SOOOO HARD ON THAT PAPER! OMG. I SWEAR I’M DONE. I HATE EVERYTHING. 


10 hours ago // 1 note

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

(via itsprincesslela)


10 hours ago // 80,453 notes

fell asleep with my make up on, woke up flawless.


12 hours ago // 6 notes
nikki-fellatio:

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

Sza
Sweeeet!