outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

(Source: austins-lifestyle, via okaymad)


7 hours ago // 104,422 notes
jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

if you pretend to be someone else on the internet with the intentions of ruining someone’s life, i have absolutely no respect for you. 


14 hours ago // 1 note
beesandbombs:

spinning springs
beauty-splendor-elegance:

Blurry sunset skyline.
microaggressions:

Another installment of Brown in Kansas, a cartoon series by Steffany Brown. (Want to see more? That’s up to Steffany, but reblog anyway to show your support!)

i just want a nice camera and a plane ticket to anywhere. 


2 days ago // 4 notes

I hardly come on tumblr anymore (except when i feel awkward in public and don’t know what to do with my hands) because tinder and yik yak rule my life. 


2 days ago // 0 notes
8bit-anarchy:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes

amporidan:

baconsteak:

sarkyfancypants:

DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU

Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough

wow why the fuck would you say that

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2 days ago // 455,285 notes