*sprints for 40 miles*
*squat thrusts through a brick wall*
Listen to this whenever you feel bad about yourself and your self esteem will boost x100
when i babysit i make sure to wear cool socks just in case the kid hates me we can at least talk about how cool my socks are.
I imagine that walking down the aisle on your wedding day is equivalent to that moment when your buzzer goes off at a restaurant and you’re escorted to a table where you’ll be showered with food and good times.
If you gave me a chance I would take it,
It’s a shot in the dark, but I’ll make it.
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me