Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives. How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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The motto.

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i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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11 hours ago // 177,645 notes





I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

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11 hours ago // 48,924 notes

My theme song.
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via black-hell)

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1 day ago // 246,908 notes


when 9 pm rolls around, i congratulate myself for not strangling anyone all day

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